Tytrimathole Anti-Sleep Pills
Sleep takes up a third of your life!
Are you sick of wasting so much time?
Introducing Jah Turtle's latest creation:
Tytrimathole Anti-Sleep Pills.
These pills eliminate the need for sleep.
And best of all, you don't even need a prescription!
Side-effects may include newfound lactose intolerance,
addiction, significant loss of sanity, salmonella, and death.
I started taking Tytrimathole Anti-Sleep Pills
a year ago, and haven't slept since!
I feel like I'm awake, dude!