Tytrimathole Anti-Sleep Pills


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Sleep takes up a third of your life!  
Are you sick of wasting so much time?
Introducing Jah Turtle's latest creation:
Tytrimathole Anti-Sleep Pills.
These pills eliminate the need for sleep.
And best of all, you don't even need a prescription!

Side-effects may include newfound lactose intolerance,
addiction,  significant loss of sanity, salmonella, and death.

I started taking Tytrimathole Anti-Sleep Pills
a year ago, and haven't slept since!
I feel like I'm awake, dude!