Have you ever wanted to travel on a desert of magnetic sand?
Well now you can, with JAH TURTLE's latest product: the magnetic camel!
This camel is solar-powered and ready-to-go!
Note: Not compatible with ugly people.
My brother and I were so bummed last year,
when the normal camels wouldn't climb magnetic sand...
And then we found out about magnetic camels!
Now we traverse the magnetic deserts every year,